1 00:00:09,390 --> 00:00:14,170 A fine romance with no kisses. 2 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:21,310 A fine romance, my friend, this is. They think we're like a 3 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,190 couple of hot tomatoes. 4 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:28,510 But we're as cold as yet it is not the top tone. 5 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:34,470 A fine romance with no wrestling. 6 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:38,770 A fine romance with no... 7 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:46,070 What a charm. 8 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,470 This is a fine romance. 9 00:00:51,590 --> 00:00:52,970 Laura! Laura! 10 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:58,970 What's the matter? 11 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,450 Look. 12 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:02,110 Very nice. 13 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:05,190 It's not very nice. It's a triumph. 14 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:08,890 I vowed I'd get back into this dress after having a baby, and I have. 15 00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:10,990 Diet, exercise, yes? 16 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,210 You're horribly disciplined, aren't you? 17 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:15,130 Yes. Jealous? Yes. 18 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,710 Woman, your Lord and Master's home. 19 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:22,470 Hello, hello, hello. 20 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,750 Hello, hello, hello. 21 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:25,190 It's that dress, isn't it? 22 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:28,070 I have nothing but happy memories of that dress. 23 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:29,890 Dream of the time. 24 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,150 Hello, Laura. 25 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:35,370 I coughed because I couldn't get out of the room without you seeing me. 26 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:36,930 That's all right. It's not all right. 27 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,310 It's not all right at all. 28 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,800 Sort of broke the mood, didn't it? 29 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:48,939 Poor Laura. 30 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:50,660 I hate her feeling she's in the way. 31 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,020 Well, she is, isn't she? 32 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,240 Well, sometimes. 33 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,660 But she gets it out of proportion. 34 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:59,080 I mean, it's not as though we were about to leap into bed, was it? 35 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,100 Wasn't it? 36 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:25,690 What do you mean? I'm washing up. I can see that. And I was listening to the 37 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,690 radio. 38 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,590 Look, you didn't interrupt anything. 39 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:30,750 I'd like to hear Phil say that. 40 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,670 Phil, I didn't mean it. 41 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:40,470 What? Laura wants to ask you something. No, she doesn't. Oh? 42 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,850 I really don't. You said you did. 43 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:45,770 Well, I don't. You're turning it into one of those conversations, isn't it? 44 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,350 It's me. 45 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:48,410 Oh, I know. 46 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,850 No, he's right. Let's face it, I've got to find somewhere else to live. 47 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,290 I'm in the way here. 48 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,950 Well, go on, say I'm not. 49 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,850 Well, not all the time. 50 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:03,830 You're ever such a help with the baby. You don't need help with the baby. 51 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:05,630 You're indulging me. 52 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,750 Sometimes I even think the baby indulges me. 53 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,910 Tonight, when I was bathing him, he looked up at me and his little face was 54 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:14,990 saying, you're not very good at this, but I know you mean well. 55 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:23,999 Have you got any money? 56 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Not much. 57 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,380 Well, that's a good start. 58 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:27,860 What about Mike? 59 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,660 Well, I'm not asking Mike for money. 60 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,440 No, I mean the flat. 61 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,380 You used to go hard with the rent. 62 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,720 Most of the furniture's yours, not to do something. 63 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Phil's right. 64 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,580 Sounds a bit News of the World -ish, doesn't it? 65 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,120 Linguist and landscape gardener in Loveness tug -of -war. 66 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:45,200 I'm not talking about sewing. 67 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,840 You're still friends, aren't you? 68 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,560 I suppose we are. 69 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,800 Well, have a chat. 70 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:50,940 I suppose I could. 71 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,220 Look, if you need the money... Well, Saturday tomorrow, I'll go round and see 72 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,600 him. Right, that's settled. I'm off to the pictures now. 73 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,400 You don't have to go to the pictures. I know you don't have to, but I want to. 74 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:02,540 Oh, what's on? 75 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,200 A film. 76 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:06,960 Phil, will you talk to her, please? 77 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,260 Yes, I will. 78 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,500 It's plucky little cinema -goers like you that'll help the film industry 79 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,500 survive. 80 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,519 Now, you're not going. 81 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:17,519 That's final. 82 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,560 All right. 83 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,180 I didn't really want to anyway. 84 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,500 Good. 85 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,880 The theater. 86 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,090 Did you forget your key again? 87 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:06,170 Oh, sorry. 88 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:10,030 Um, can I help? 89 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:14,270 Well, I was looking for Mike Selway, but perhaps he doesn't live here anymore. 90 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:16,030 Oh, yes, he does. He'll be back in a minute. 91 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:17,890 Would you like to come in and wait? 92 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,190 Oh, no. 93 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:23,670 I don't think I would like to come in. 94 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,020 I'm Laura Dalton. 95 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,380 Elaine Davis. 96 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,180 Laura Dalton. 97 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,880 I'm sorry, you're saying it as though it's supposed to mean something. 98 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:46,319 Am I? 99 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,640 No. It doesn't mean anything at all. 100 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,480 Oh, sit down. Can I get you a coffee? 101 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:54,860 No, thank you. Then would you excuse me? I don't mean to be rude, but I really 102 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:55,860 do have to get dressed. 103 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:56,940 Oh, of course, go ahead. 104 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,200 I couldn't get any artichoke hearts, so I got sprouts. Is that all right? 105 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,560 Oh. 106 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:02,960 Hello. 107 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,900 Elaine is getting dressed. 108 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,340 She was having a bath. 109 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,840 I gathered that. You should have phoned. 110 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,820 I'm sorry, I didn't realise I had to make an appointment to see you. 111 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,860 No, I didn't mean that. I meant I wasn't expecting you. 112 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,440 Obviously. 113 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,160 There. 114 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,220 What was that you said about artichoke hearts? 115 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,580 I couldn't get any, so I got Sprite. 116 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,940 You are sweet. 117 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,200 Look, 118 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,120 um, I've got to dash. 119 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,480 Nice to meet you. Laura Dalton. Yes. 120 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,480 Bye. 121 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,800 I'll see you tonight, Mike. 122 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,400 Yes, I'll see you tonight. 123 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,840 Would you like a coffee or something? No, thank you. 124 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,360 That was Elaine. 125 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,980 Yes. She told me. 126 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,700 She's a nice girl. Yes, I'm sure she is. 127 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,500 She's a demonstrator. 128 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,020 She demonstrates things. 129 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,920 Really? 130 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,200 Gadgets. 131 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,120 How nice. 132 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,580 She gets down to London sometimes? 133 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,700 I suppose she must do, otherwise she wouldn't be here. 134 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,300 Look, about Elaine... Look, Mike, you don't have to explain. 135 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,960 We split up. We've gone our separate ways for six months. 136 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,300 That's true. 137 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,140 Time hasn't frozen. 138 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,700 Things haven't stood still. 139 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:36,039 For either of us. 140 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,340 Oh? 141 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,600 No. 142 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,460 Well, that's fair enough. 143 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:43,000 They don't, do they? 144 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:44,740 Who? 145 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,400 Things stand still. 146 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,520 No, indeed they don't. 147 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:05,020 I've been meaning to phone to arrange that get -together, but I've been pretty 148 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,660 busy. Quite. 149 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:12,360 You still staying with Phil and Helen? Yes, actually, that's what I came to see 150 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,279 you about. Oh? 151 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,960 Well, you know, it's not really fair on them with the baby and everything, and 152 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,420 now Helen getting into that dress again. 153 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:18,920 What dress? 154 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,240 No, just sit with the baby and everything. 155 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:25,540 So the long and the short of it is that I've got to start thinking about getting 156 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,540 somewhere else to live. 157 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,660 And not here. 158 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,100 A place of my own. Oh, yes. 159 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:32,420 Good idea. 160 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,460 Yes. 161 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,740 Only... Well... 162 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:44,350 When I lived here... When I moved in... Oh, of course, the furniture. 163 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:45,990 Some of it's yours. 164 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:47,450 Most of it, actually. 165 00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,430 You want it back? 166 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,810 Sounds rather me to put it like that. 167 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:55,030 No. We lived with it, on it. 168 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:59,570 And I seem to have taken it for granted, even after you left. It just seemed 169 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:00,569 part of the flat. 170 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:01,570 Well, it was. 171 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,280 And then there's the rent. You paid half of that all the time you were here. No, 172 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,200 I didn't want any of that. You've had to find the extra money. 173 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,700 Oh, business is better. 174 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,020 Yes. 175 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,000 I sold the van and the office the other week. Oh, that's partly due to you as 176 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,460 well, all that free time you put in. 177 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:19,560 Well, I didn't mind. I enjoyed it. And then there's the deposit on the flat. 178 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,440 We went halves on that as well. 179 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,460 Oh, this is going to be tricky. 180 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,200 I didn't mean it to be. 181 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:28,020 That's life. 182 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,480 I mean, the furniture's... 183 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,760 Pretty simple. 184 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,700 All we have to do is to identify what belongs to you, and then you can take it 185 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,960 away. But the other things, we're going to have to put a price on them. 186 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,840 And I'm blurred if I know how. 187 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,480 Oh, it's awful. 188 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,760 Sounds like alimony. 189 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:47,000 No, because it doesn't go on, does it? It's a final reckoning we're after. 190 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Now then. 191 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,480 Elaine's a demonstrator, you say? 192 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,330 Yes. Gadgets. 193 00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:05,510 When I saw the blazer, I thought for one awful moment she was still at school. 194 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:17,110 She's not that young. She's 30, as a matter of fact. Oh. 195 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:21,550 That young. She stayed the night. Is that what you're fishing for? Well, I'm 196 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,449 fishing for anything. 197 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:24,950 Obviously, she stayed the night. I didn't think she just popped in for a 198 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,250 Now, look. 199 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,590 If you want to know... No, I don't want to know anything about her. 200 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,230 Fine. How often does she get up to London? 201 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,169 You're jealous. 202 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:36,170 I'm not. 203 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,090 That's rich, that is. You were the one who moved out in the first place. Not 204 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:41,650 with somebody else. I only met Elaine about a month ago. Oh, yes? 205 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:45,550 Well, there's no point in raking over hot toads, is there? Ashes. Ashes, 206 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:48,570 No, no, indeed there isn't. In any case, we've got to sort out this money 207 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:49,570 problem of yours. 208 00:11:49,650 --> 00:11:50,970 You don't think I'm being mercenary? 209 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:55,330 No, I think it's being perfectly fair. It's just difficult to know how to work 210 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,330 out, that's all. 211 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,550 Excuse me. 212 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,610 Hello. Ah. 213 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,400 Hello, Cheryl. 214 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,400 No, I can't tonight. 215 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,940 Yes, I'd love to, but I'm going to be rather busy tonight. 216 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,300 Hmm. 217 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:11,860 OK. 218 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:13,460 Give love to Alana. 219 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Goodbye. 220 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,660 Now then, where were we? 221 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,580 Well, that's mine for a start. 222 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,900 That's yours. 223 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,340 Check. 224 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,180 And that? 225 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,070 lavatory brush. 226 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:34,050 Yes, I distinctly remember you buying it. Oh, for goodness sake, I don't want 227 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:35,050 the lavatory brush. 228 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,670 The mood you've got into it's a wonder you're not demanding custody of the 229 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:38,670 washing -up liquid. 230 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:41,710 Well, if you've made it last for six months, it's obvious you haven't done 231 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:42,710 washing up. 232 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:45,690 Unless, of course, these girls bring their own. 233 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,650 Girls? What girls? What are you talking about? 234 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,290 By Cheryl, love to Alana. 235 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,190 Cheryl is a married woman. 236 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,430 That's nothing to boast about. 237 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:58,090 She is married to Terry, who works for me, remember? 238 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,780 Yes, oh. 239 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:06,500 She and Terry invited me round to dinner tonight, where I would have had some 240 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:10,700 passionate exchanges with their daughter, Ilana, who is 14 months old. 241 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,780 Well, don't tell me Elaine's a distant cousin. I don't get a chance to tell you 242 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,500 anything about Elaine. Each time I start, you say you don't want to know. I 243 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,420 don't. Then why keep bringing her up? It's just a question of who's been 244 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:21,600 sleeping in my bed. 245 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,220 You're getting the bed back anyway. Would you like to charge for wear and 246 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:31,390 I'm not being boastful. 247 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,930 As a matter of fact, Elaine is... I don't want to know! 248 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:39,690 It's one thing, just one thing. I'd love to know one thing. What? 249 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:44,410 What on earth do you see in her? 250 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,570 Somebody who doesn't keep pushing me into corners. 251 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:53,710 Oh. 252 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:58,050 Now, can we get on with the matter in hand? 253 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,990 Don't keep asking you about the men in your life whilst you were in Bruttles. 254 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,710 Just as well. I've forgotten most of their names. 255 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,230 Who's being crude now? 256 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,710 There was one. 257 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,430 Okay, fine. 258 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,090 What was he like? 259 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,410 He'll probably be coming over soon. I'll introduce you. 260 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,330 What's he like? 261 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,010 Georges. 262 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:29,890 Very wealthy. 263 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,110 Very good -looking and very young. 264 00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:34,650 Well, he is very wealthy. 265 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:40,890 He's not what you call young, and as far as looks go, he's... Well, he's... 266 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:43,130 Stout. Fat? Yes. 267 00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:48,270 There's nothing wrong with that, as long as he's a nice chap. 268 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,010 Fat people are very jolly. 269 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:54,770 And astonishingly light on their feet. 270 00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,390 There we are, then. 271 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,270 When's he coming over? 272 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,010 He's not. 273 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:12,050 Oh, he gave you the elbow, did he? No, he did not. 274 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,730 Actually, he asked me to marry him. That's why I came back. 275 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:17,310 Oh. 276 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,130 That's going to be a bit tricky. 277 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,650 I didn't come back to you. Don't flatter yourself. I just came back. 278 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,430 Fine. 279 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,770 We understand one another. 280 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:30,950 What about the bed linen? 281 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,260 What? Well, we bought most of the new stuff together. 282 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,280 Perhaps we should halve it. Probably best. 283 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,940 Not tear it in half. 284 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,339 Half each? 285 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,340 Half each, yes. 286 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:53,780 Do you realise it's the first family we've had to ourselves since Laura came 287 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:54,780 back from Brussels? 288 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,320 Nice, wasn't it? It's nothing. 289 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Just us and Bill. 290 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,660 You know, I never get a chance to play with him when Laura's around. 291 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:02,919 You jealous? 292 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,780 No, I just want him to know who I am, that's all. 293 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,160 And then a chance to watch Grandstand at Peaceful Weeks, either. 294 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,680 We didn't watch Grandstand. 295 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240 No. 296 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,220 And then a chance to do that, either. 297 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,820 I'm not getting a Laura. 298 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,360 I mean, she can't find somewhere to stay. She can stay here, of course she 299 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:26,080 So it'll have to be nice just for a few hours and not have to worry about her. 300 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100 Yes. 301 00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:34,130 Ten o 'clock, why? Well, I'm a bit worried about her. Oh. 302 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,130 She should have been back by now. 303 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,490 No, she's old enough to stay out after dark, you know. 304 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,350 I bet she's still at Mike's. 305 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,350 Of course she is. 306 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,310 Sorting out what belongs to who is bound to take a long time. 307 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,570 Anyway, they're probably out for a meal together. 308 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,270 Maybe she'll even stay. 309 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,750 What, overnight? 310 00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:54,770 Well, we did used to live together, you know. Even so. 311 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,590 You're becoming a prude. 312 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,190 That's not what you said when we weren't watching Grandson. 313 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,770 We're married, aren't we? It's all above board. 314 00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:05,470 Do you think she really might stay overnight? 315 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,190 Oh, I don't see why not. 316 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:12,069 Being back in the flat together, remembering, tinkling piano in the next 317 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:14,109 apartment, all that sort of thing. Who's to know? 318 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,750 Baby! 319 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:23,290 On the other hand... So... Sorry I'm late. 320 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:24,429 That's all right. 321 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,589 How did you get on? 322 00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:28,430 Oh, it's going to take ages. 323 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:29,810 Oh. 324 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,000 I'm sorry, Phil, but it is. 325 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,860 Mike wants to be fair, more than fair, but it's very complicated. 326 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,460 I mean, how do you work out wear and tear on a city that he's been sitting on 327 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,460 for six months? 328 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,780 He hasn't been sitting on it all the time, has he? 329 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,220 And I can't take back the deposit on the flat, because I must have used up some 330 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,220 of it when I was there. 331 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,200 It's a good fraction to work with. 332 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,840 Why? 333 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080 Makes the sums easy. 334 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,120 You have to forgive Brain Box. He's been in a silly mood all day. 335 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,580 Well, anyway, we've made a start. 336 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,640 I think I'll go to bed. 337 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 You don't have to go. 338 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,660 No, I know, but I'm tired. 339 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,900 It's been a funny sort of day. 340 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:12,980 Have you eaten? 341 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,660 Yes, I had supper with Mike. 342 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,080 And his new girlfriend. 343 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,120 Elaine. 344 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,580 She's very nice. She's a very nice girl. She's a really nice girl. 345 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,280 Young. Yes. 346 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,380 And attractive. 347 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,770 Well, well. 348 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:37,190 He didn't waste much time, did he? Oh, now, be fair, Helen. I mean, I could 349 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,129 come back married. 350 00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,430 But you didn't, did you? 351 00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:42,190 No, Mike wasn't to know that. What was he meant to do, live like a hermit in 352 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,190 case I turned up? 353 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:50,550 No, if Mike's been lucky enough to find a very nice, very young, attractive 354 00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:54,730 girlfriend, then I say good for Mike. 355 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,810 I don't believe a word of that. 356 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,310 Neither do I. 357 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960 Good film. 358 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,040 Here. 359 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,220 What are you doing? What's it about? 360 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,160 What are you doing? Tell me what it's about. 361 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Well, 362 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,540 it's about this chap who's lost his memory and has been charged with a 363 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,840 doesn't remember committing. 364 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,560 Well, go on. 365 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:36,000 Well, that's it. He's been charged with murder. 366 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,880 He was found not guilty half an hour ago. 367 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,480 Oh, was he? 368 00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:45,430 What are you doing that for? 369 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,530 I'm striking a blow for selective viewing. 370 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,710 Mike. 371 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:59,630 You may find it hard to believe, but I've never been in a situation like 372 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:00,810 What situation? 373 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,510 There is no situation. 374 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:03,890 No? 375 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,910 Oh, Laura, you mean. 376 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,990 Yes. Laura, I mean. 377 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:10,350 You never mentioned her. 378 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,090 No. 379 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,720 It's got nothing to do with now, has it? 380 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,660 Well, I accept that she wanted you to ask her back. 381 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,719 Oh, rubbish. 382 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,719 She did. 383 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,720 No, no, no. 384 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,760 It's all finished. 385 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,020 What if I hadn't been here this morning? 386 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,079 You were. 387 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,580 I just wish I hadn't looked like something the cat had dragged in. 388 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,780 I think girls look very nice when they've just got out of the bath. 389 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:37,200 Not to other girls. 390 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,040 You've just lost me. 391 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,540 I mean, why light? you, Mike. 392 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:44,740 Oh, I like you. 393 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:50,500 The thing is, despite all my worst intentions, I liked Laura. 394 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:51,940 Oh, there's nothing wrong with that. 395 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,180 She's a nice person. 396 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,700 Most of the time. 397 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,800 And now she's back. 398 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,760 Yes, I'm very typically confusing everything the minute that she is. 399 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,840 I don't know why you want to talk about it. 400 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,260 Because I shall be in Birmingham all next week. 401 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,340 Well, what's that got to do with it? She's closer than I am. Yeah, well, 402 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:15,100 I've told you, Laura and I, well, we've run our course. 403 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,600 Well, I think she's getting her track shoes back on. 404 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,580 I know what I should do. So do I. What? Stop talking about Laura. 405 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,320 I wasn't going to. I was going to talk about me. 406 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,980 Well, we've never gone in for any of that soul -bearing business. 407 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,380 I'm not bearing anything. I mean, I know what I should do. 408 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,280 I should go off to Birmingham tomorrow and disappear from your life at 409 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,300 Junction. I should exit gracefully. No. 410 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:49,580 But... I'm not going to because I'm not that nice. 411 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,940 If Laura wants a fight, she'll get one. 412 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,180 A what fight? There is no fight. 413 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,020 Oh, yes, there is. 414 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,960 But right now, I'm here and she's not. 415 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,040 Which gives me the first round to build up a points lead. 416 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,970 About not bearing anything. 417 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,770 I didn't mean that to be taken too literally. 418 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:18,090 Laura. 419 00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:22,570 You can't possibly know that. 420 00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,450 Hello. 421 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,650 Oh, hello, Laura. 422 00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:36,070 No, no, no, we were just watching television. 423 00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:39,610 Tomorrow? 424 00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:46,950 Yes, I know there are lots of things in the flat still to clear up, but... Well, 425 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:51,350 look, in fact, tomorrow is not a very good day for me. 426 00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:55,210 Yes, yes, yes. 427 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,970 Yes, I know I work on Mondays, but... 428 00:23:33,939 --> 00:23:39,360 A fine romance with no wrestling. 429 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:46,360 A fine romance with no nestling. We two are just as 430 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,880 prickly as cactus plum. 431 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,680 Love hasn't got a charm. 432 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,820 It is a fine romance.